Apa stands by looking just as porny as Eli, and it's just, IDK, inspirational (is that the word?) that Pervy CW Execs worked a line about a penis being inserted inside a butthole into a Riverdale locker room scene. I'm willing to forgive the scene's slightly 90s gay-fearing tone due to the fact that this is softcore gay porn. In prison showers, is it true what they say about dropping the soap? In the latest episode, Melton approaches Eli Goree, who's only wearing a towel, and teases him about his time in prison with the ol' chestnut: We've been straight up sleeping on his unintentional gayness! I recently threw together a list of the most unintentionally gay moments yet on Riverdale, but one of those scenes would certainly have gotten the bump had I witnessed the unabashed gayness that is the new sure-to-be infamous Riverdale locker room scene.Īs with last season's gayest line "You got some pretty big coconuts pulling that kind of stunt last night," today's super de duper gay quip again comes from Charles Melton.
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